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#8: Off to the White House
Generic Asian Man: Hi I am a premier sociologist who has published in the top sociology journals. I would like a job as the first federally approved Sociologist at the White House with Obama.
Chief of Staff: Ok. please suggest a hypothetical policy plan to fix our relationship with the Middle East.
Generic Asian Man: My plan would be to explain to all political leaders that political problems are socially constructed. Once we understand how we are structured by structured structures, we can undo the structures that structure us.
Chief of Staff: hmm...
Chief of Staff: I don't think the White House needs your services right now
Generic Asian Man:But this USA needs a sociologist!
Chief of Staff: WHy?
Generic Asian Man: Sociologists understand society better than anyone! That's why we avoid society!